lovesexzodiac:

1. People who are messy or disorganized
2. People who do not return calls
3. People who don’t wear watches
4. People who don’t do their taxes
5. People who don’t return memos
6. Wasting time on Facebook 
7. People who use bad grammar
8. People who swear too much
9. Emotional confrontations or scenes
10. Stand up comedians

so apparently i hate myself?

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”